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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:58

No, not a chance
Then came..
Still no good.
Latest AirPods Pro 2 feature is ahead of its time in the best way - 9to5Mac
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Your Blood Test Can Now Track Junk Food Consumption - Indian Defence Review
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
The workout supplement becoming more popular outside the gym - WTOP
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
CPI Report Today: Dow Futures Slip; U.S. and China Agree Trade Truce Framework - WSJ
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
'Club World Ca$h Grab': Players don protest shirts at pregame - Sounder at Heart
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Apple updates design resources for iOS 26, iPadOS 26, and macOS Tahoe 26 - 9to5Mac
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
NASA's Voyager Found a 30k-50k Kelvin "Wall" at the Edge of Solar System - Hacker News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons